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I've been lazy and since I don't upload any of these albums myself, most of them seem to have been taken down from mediafire. I was just going to discreetly re-up all of them... but the number kept getting bigger and I don't want to sit at my computer all day. So I'm just going to leave this here and let people comment if they want something re-upped that has been taken down.

p.s. google it first! someone else probably uploaded it!

Warning - Electric Eyes

There's a lot that can be said for camp, some people hate it, because it demands that what you like is silly and in turn must mean you're silly too and some people just can't stand the idea of being perceived as silly human beings.

Then there's Warning, who are campy but so fucking awesome that you can forgive them. This record is the second their releases and it's probably the most epic thing you'll hear all day. Like Italo Disco/ early Electro? Like Disco Kitsch bands like ROCKETS or SPACE from France? Like a dude pretending to be a german Cookie Monster/ Evil Robot? Like your electro to be manned up with some guitar at times? You got Warning. If any of these things grab you, you'll probably dig this.

There's not much else to say about this record, it's pretty ridiculous but you can tell that the dudes who recorded this thought it was the best shit ever, I mean they modeled their image off of this record cover. I'm in no position to argue how fucking awesome these guys are. Listen to this right after and don't even flinch. Turn your house into a bacchanalia and don't look back, YOU CAN NEVER LOOK BACK.

GET IT

Cluster - Zuckerzeit

So here's a perfect record. What I generally define perfection as is not necessarily that all the songs are good, or all the parts all have meaning all of the time to everyone who will ever hear this, but that the package operates as a whole of it's parts, not off of one or two singles and the rest of the chaff just holding it together like glue on a model plane. This is some serious genius stuff right here, I don't even know what to compare it to in terms of the same time. It definitely has a quality that artists like Boards of Canada would have found very attractive in building their aesthetic. This record kind of jams with some of the more spaced Can stuff but it's still in a league of it's own. The album lead in, 'Hollywood' is probably one of my favorite pieces of music and also a indicator if this is going to be your jam or not. I hope it is, you will not be sorry.

PLAY ME

SELECTED AMBIENT WORKS 85-92 - APHEX TWIN

YO, YOU EVER BEEN TO SPACE? I HEARD IT'S SOME INSANE SHIT, I HEARD THAT OLD SPICE LOOKING DUDE RICHARD BRANSON, WHO PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE ZZ TOP'S "ROUGH BOY", IS WORKING ON MAKING SPACE TRAVEL A REALITY, WELL FOR THOSE OF YOU PULLING KANYE WEIGHT THAT IS. ANYWAYS IF THEY EVER MAKE IT AFFORDABLE TO PLEEBS LIKE YOURS TRUELY I WANT TO CALL UP RICHARD .D JAMES' CREEPY ASS MUG AND SOME OF THOSE CHICKS WITH HIS FACE AND PLAY THE SHIT OUT OF THIS WHILE WE CRUISE THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE. THIS RECORD IS NOT AS ESOTERIC AND WEIRD LIKE SELECTED AMBIENT TRACKS VOL II BUT IF YOU'RE A DUDE WHO LIKES DUDES WHO MAKE INTELLIGENT ELECTRONIC MUSIC THAT ISN'T A GLITCHY IDM NIGHTMARE THEN GET ON BOARD THE MINDFUCK EXPRESS TO CHILLOUT TOWN AND LET ME KNOW HOW THE MOON LOOKS.

XTAL


YO